A lot of parents are not fond of poop jokes, but kids are just about the best audience in town for this type of humor. After all, who hasn’t chuckled at one of the many knock-knock jokes about a pooper? So why not take a look at some of these funny jokes for kids and see if you can’t get a good laugh out of them, too?
Bathroom jokes are a great way to help children prepare for toilet learning. Around age two, children are often on the road to no more diapers, but this transition isn’t always easy. Children may need to learn how to become more independent, and they also have to master potty training. And of course, this new stage is a natural time for potty talk.
It’s important to let a child use this language and not correct it. Interrupting can discourage a child from using the toilet and could make them feel hesitant to tell you about their bowel movements. Instead, let a child use these words freely and be sure to encourage their curiosity and excitement about this new development.
Some fun questions to ask a child when they’re talking about the bathroom include: What do you call a robber who loves taking baths? A smellyphant. Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She wanted to make a clean getaway. And what do you do if you find a bear in your bathroom? Be polite and wait until he’s finished.
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